John Capener

Show your support for their initiatives.

Light up a cigarette and celebrate the subsidy to big tobacco.

Find yourself a cosy spot in any town to hunker down on a your flattened cardboard box and the sleeping bag you’ve been carrying around all day as you keep getting moved on, because the great coalition has made it illegal to be homeless.

As for education, that’s all under control. They’ll see that your children don’t learn to think, but get taught the basics so, when they leave school they won’t know anything other than how to be good factory fodder and, or, how another name for tax is “levy increases”.

If this celebrating is too much then take a break, tour the South Island, drive down to Wellington and catch a Cook Strait Ferry. Oh, wait …